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In the age of AI I think it is high time that we begin inventing animal overlords that dictate our every move. Just like this person who happens to be lucky enough to have a feisty fish on deck to help him get out of unwanted situations, you too could have an artificially generated critter who texts you on your phone with selfies and reason why you cannot do things. Could you imagine the sheer joy that you would experience telling your boss there is no way you can finish your project because your parrot has declared you to be a viking warrior beholden to no mere mortal?
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Honestly, I have long felt that geese have been wildly misunderstood. What we have taken to be a sassy and somewhat sour attitude towards hoomans might actually be a frustrated cry for help. A cry that says they want to be loved, handled and cuddled by us hoomans. They simply seek to enjoy the same emotional benefits of hooman companionship as they have seen dogs enjoy for centuries. And you can imagine how in their face the whole dog thing must be, considering that many of our puppers enjoy chasing these geese, thereby deepening the pain experienced from being so far from us hoomans. And from the looks of it this hooman has finally understood what we have all misunderstood for such a long time.
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